douche bag at target
i was at Target picking up some wrapping paper
2 women in front of me
#1 pays and begins to leave, #2 only has 2 things
#2 is paying when #1 comes back says “HEY!”
(yells like parents to their kids at walmart)
points to her receipt and says that she was supposed
to have 79 cents back she only got 76
thats right bitching over 3 cents
poor cashier is speechless
really i know gas is crazy but 3 cents come on
#1 is now holding up a line of about 8 people
and we’re all looking at her in disbelief
i’ve been in the cashiers shoes before
once a lady paid with extra change expecting
50 cents back…well she can’t add she was getting 45
so i gave her 45, which causes her to throw a fit
she screams at me like i’m an idiot
so i go over to my manager
tell him the amount of money i was given
and the total of the bill and how that
CLEARLY is 45 cents..and said
how do i explain this to her
my manager handed me a calculator
now anyone who’s worked in a “service” position
knows how awesome this is going to be…
thats right in front of a now long line of people
i instructed the woman on math using a calculator
and assured her that unless the calculator
was not calculating then her correct change was 45 cents
so the bitch handed me a nickel
now i should have handed her 50 cents in dimes
but i got plenty of satisfaction handing
her those 2 little quarters
so back to target, that is what i was
thinking of when this lady was demanding her 3 cents
well the poor cashier can’t get the register to open
because its out of paper, i don’t have change on
me because i was buying wrapping paper
i had a $5 bill, my keys, and cell phone
then the most beautiful thing happened
#2 said i’ve got change for you
and out of her purse pulls out a handful of change
and dumps it into #1’s hands
pennies, nickels, and dimes fell allover the floor
i could not stop laughing
#1 didn’t say a word and left
the cashier was too scared to laugh
but you could see he wanted to
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